Introducing M-Pesa for Cavemen: Mobile Money Takes the Stone Age by Storm

The creators of M-Pesa (Moola Paid Easily Sans Actualcoins) are looking to the past for their newest innovation - introducing their mobile money transfer service adapted for cavemen!

This prehistoric version will allow users to send and receive stones and shells by simply banging rocks on their phones. We know cavemen don't actually have mobile phones, so M-Pesa has developed special clubs carved from stone and wood for them to use.

To send money, all you have to do is bang your sender rock on the receiver's rock in a pattern that represents your PIN. Then speak the recipient's name and location and bang out the amount you wish to transfer by hitting your rocks together multiple times.

The recipient will receive a notification by carrier pterodactyl indicating the incoming payment. They can then visit their local tribe's M-Pesa cave agent to receive the corresponding number of stones or seashells.

Forget getting scammed using leaves as currency! M-Pesa offers a far more secure system using the latest Stone Age technology. Plus, it will be incredibly convenient for on-the-go transactions while hunting and gathering.

The new service even offers some nifty features tailored for cavemen like:

• Purchase Dinosaur Insurance - protect yourself in case you get trampled!

• Pay Cave Rent - safely transfer stones to your landlord

• Club Saving - set aside pebbles for that new mammoth spear you've been eyeing

So don't get left behind in the Stone Age - upgrade to M-Pesa for all your prehistoric payment needs. It's the easiest way to exchange "currency" without the risk of physical clubs or rocks being stolen. Welcome to the future of mobile money!