Introducing M-Pesa for Cavemen: Mobile Money Takes the Stone Age by Storm
The creators of M-Pesa (Moola Paid Easily Sans Actualcoins) are looking to the past for their newest innovation - introducing their mobile money transfer service adapted for cavemen!
This prehistoric version will allow users to send and receive stones and shells by simply banging rocks on their phones. We know cavemen don't actually have mobile phones, so M-Pesa has developed special clubs carved from stone and wood for them to use.
Cavegirl Barbie hits the Stone Age! 🪨👧
When a massive earthquake swallows Malibu, Barbie falls into a sinkhole that transports her back in time to the Stone Age. She wakes up in a primitive village wearing nothing but a leopard print loincloth and shell necklace.
At first, Barbie is horrified by the lack of modern comforts. But she soon impresses the village with her intelligence as she introduces new innovations like the wheel, spear, calendar, and alphabet. The village elder dubs her "She Who Brings Great Change."
Mighty Musk do battle with Zuckerberg the Giant, in prehistoric times
The savanna buzzed with excitement as Elon of the Tesla Tribe faced off against Mark of the Facebook Clan in a fight to the finish.
Shirtless and armed only with stone clubs, the tech titans circled each other warily. Elon flexed his muscled arms coated with mud and ochre paint. Mark rubbed ash on his chest to showcase his protector spirit totem, the blue thumbs-up sign.